Clowns - FORMALDEHYDE Lyrics

I hate songs about smokin' bongs
(do something that means something)
I hate songs about going to the beach
(do something that means something)
I hate songs about breaking up with your girlfriend
(do something that means something)
I hate your stupid song about breaking up with me
(do something that means something)

I fell from a drop ten stories high
Got up off the ground and i survived
That's why i'm pretty sure I'll never die
Because I'm soaking in Formaldehyde

I used to think that I'd go out young
And that i wouldn't live past twenty five,
And now im pretty sure I'll never die
Because I'm soaking in formaldehyde

Ahhh who am I kidding?

I love songs about smokin' bongs
(do something that means something)
I love songs about going to the beach
(do something that means something)
I love songs about breaking up with your girlfriend
(do something that means something)
Why do i love that stupid song you wrote
About breaking up with me?

I racked up a line of cyanide
Got up on the stage and i survived
That's why i'm pretty sure I'll never die
Because I'm soaking in Formaldehyde

I used to think that I'd go out young,
And that i wouldn't live past twenty five,
But now im pretty sure I'll never die,
Because I'm soaking in formaldehyde

Yeah I'm pretty sure i'll never die
Because i'm soaking in formaldehyde
OHHHH!

They say you should live your life
Imagining today could be your last
But i am sure i'll never die

Live your life
Imagining today could be your last
But i am sure i'll never die

And if you see me on the other side
I'm just visiting my friends in hell and I am still
Pretty sure I'll never die
Because I'm soaking in Formaldehyde

And I used to think that I'd go out young
And that i wouldn't live past twenty five
And now im pretty sure I'll never die
Because I'm soaking in formaldehyde

Yeah now im pretty sure I'll never die
Because I'm soaking in formaldehyde

Yeah i'm pretty sure I'll never die
Yeah now i'm pretty sure I'll never