Coach Kody
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Welcome to a story that you've heard before
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But never quite like this, the old ones were a bore
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Once upon a night out of nowhere a roar
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The rain began to rain and the thunder a storm
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On the tippy tip top of a winding road
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There sat a castle where our story unfolds
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A mysterious man dressed in all black
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Left a baby at the door in a blanket all wrapped
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Mr and Mrs. Dracul came to open the door
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And surely they were surprised by what they saw
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An oh so sweet little bundle of a joy
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The look in their eyes as they stared at this boy
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They brought him in with a hug and a smile
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They would raise him with love as if he was their child
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But as he grew in age things began to change
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He wouldn't play in the sun and he began to grow fangs
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He would sleep in his room hanging upside down
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And all day long he'd wear a cape and a gown
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He would flap his arms around the house like a bat
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Til one day his mother had enough and she snapped
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Dracula my darling it's time to go to school
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But the thought of school was torture, how could she be so cruel
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He begged and he pleaded momma please let me stay
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They're going to make fun of my cape and my fangs
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Now, now my dear it is fine
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You've been alone for too long for friends it is time
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To the bitty bit bottom of the unwinding road
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He stared out the window they waved as he goes
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This feeling so sick in the bottom of his stomach
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He's never had a friend and never been in public
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He arrives at the school so big he is amazed
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But terrified of his first day in the 3rd grade
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He makes his way to the small little class
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Where he is greeted by his teacher the young Mrs. Glass
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Hello, welcome, come in, say hi
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Class this is Dracula he stood there so shy
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Now who would like to help Dracula to a seat
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From the back of the class a small voice me me
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It belonged to a boy named Abraham Van Helsing
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An excellent student overachiever always helping
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They sat next to each other and quickly became friends
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I wish I could say that this is where our story ends
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But out the corner of his eye Dracula spots a girl
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She turns around gives a smile gives her hair a twirl
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Van Helsing Van Helsing who is that girl
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Who Where
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Her There
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With the long black hair
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Oh that's just Mina
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Van Helsing replied
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Why you like her or something
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Dracula denied
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It's time for Recess class
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Dracula was surprised by the sound of the bell
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And what is this recess for he could not tell
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Van Helsing yelled out as he stood by the door
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Dracula you coming we're going to play explore
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Dracula unsure went to the window to see
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The sun was shining bright he knew it couldn't be
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He told Van Helsing that he'd meet him outside
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But he knew deep down that that was a lie
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He looked out the window as children laugh and play
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Then over by the slide something to his dismay
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It was Mina and Van Helsing going down the slide
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Hand in hand together having a good time
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This made Dracula very very angry
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His fangs grew longer and his hands began shaking
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His skin more pale
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His widows peak prevailed
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Eghhhughh
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Then poof just like that
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Dracula turned into a bat
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He found an open window and flew outside
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The playground he began to terrorize
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All the children laughing quickly became screams
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And that's when Dracula woke up from his dream
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And there his mother stood with a great big smile
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Wake up it's time for your first day of school my child
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