Ho, no it happened again this year
After Santa opened up that first case of beer
Said he couldn't find Rudolph anywhere
Even Mrs. Claus went running scared
Can't fly this damn thing straight
Good thing he brought that second case
There's no DUI for a man in the sky seeing 24 reindeer
The elves are getting high they ain't working tonight
And Donner has auto steer
Just getting by on Christmas time
Got a stripper in Atlanta
See him on the roof and falling through
That's Stumblin Santa
Jimmy had a 20 he saw Santa steal
Brody got coal, Tommy got a bike with one wheel
Sally got a shotgun and Jill got a piece of gum
And Debbie got a mansion on her own island
Can't fly this damn sleigh straight
Only got two left in that second case
There's no DUI for a man in the sky seeing 24 reindeer
The elves are getting high they ain't working tonight
And Donner has auto steer
Just getting by on Christmas time
Got a stripper in Atlanta
See him on the roof and falling through
That's Stumblin Santa
Well the elf on the shelf can go to hell
And Frosty can go and melt
Santa has needs Mrs. Claus don't feed
So he got that stripper from Atlanta
There's no DUI for a man in the sky seeing 24 reindeer
The elves are getting high they ain't working tonight
And Donner has auto steer
Just getting by on Christmas time
With a stripper from Atlanta
See him on the roof and falling through
That's
That's
That's Stumblin Santa
That's Stumblin Santa
Ho ho ho ho that's Stumblin Santa
That's Stumblin Santa
Oh oh oh that's Stumblin Santa
Yeah
That's Stumblin Santa
Stumblin, stumblin and stumblin down