One pill makes you larger
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And one pill makes you small,
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And the ones that mother gives you
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Don't do anything at all.
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Go ask Alice
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When she's ten feet tall.
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And if you go chasing rabbits
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And you know you're going to fall,
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Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
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Has given you the call.
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Call Alice
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When she was just small.
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When the men on the chessboard
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Get up and tell you where to go
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And you've just had some kind of mushroom
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And your mind is moving low.
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Go ask Alice
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I think she'll know.
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When logic and proportion
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Have fallen sloppy dead,
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And the White Knight is talking backwards
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And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
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Remember what the dormouse said:
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"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"
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