Colwell - Hoplophile Lyrics

I'm scum of the Earth
But you made it worth
Everybody's while
I'll make a fine feast for a crocodile

Take me back
I'll be glad
To be back
At the bottom
At the bottom of the pond

If the treasure is cursed
Then make it worse
Everybody's wild
We'll make fine fur for a hoplophile

Take me back
I'll be glad
To be back
At the bottom
At the bottom of the pond

Summon the nerve
Get what you deserve
And you'll look fine
Riding bareback on a porcupine (ow!)

Take me back
I'll be glad
To be back
At the bottom
Take me back
I'll be glad
To be back
At the bottom
Take me back
I'll be glad
To be back
At the bottom
At the bottom of the pond