My baby left me hangin' there under the mistletoe
I was stood there for at least an hour
Before I saw the note
That she left me hangin' there upon the Christmas tree
Tellin' me she'd found somebody else's bell to ring
Somebody please pinch me and tell me it isn't true
Cause all I want for Christmas is f*ck you
I'm working in department stores all dressed up like an elf
And if another person asks me if they can put me on their shelf
I'll snatch up all their toys and quickly run away so fast
And when they finally catch me up I'll shove them up their ass
This is so depressing I don't know what to do
Cause all I want for Christmas is f*ck you
Sat at home on Christmas day eating dinner by myself
I'm on my 18th bottle of beer same bucket to my health
All my friends are telling me how great their times have been
As I grab a pack of matches and climb into a bath of kerosene
Another year of pain for me suppose it's nothing new
Cause all I want for Christmas is f*ck you
Next will be a new year and that'll have to do
Cause all I want for Christmas is f*ck you