There's a gift shop in the middle of the desert
And there's a gift shop at the bottom of the sea
There's a gift shop next to an active volcano
Where you can buy your memories
Exit through the gift shop man, yes
Exit through the gift shop man, yes
There's a toilet for a minimal fee
And parking must be paid for in advance
Don't overstay your allocated time slot
And don't take your own pictures here
Exit through the gift shop man, yes
Exit through the gift shop man, yes
Ooh, would you look at that?
A pencil with your name on
A rubber with your name on
A book, and it's all about you
Exit through the gift shop, man, yes
Exit through the gift shop, man, yes
Share, Share, Share your experience
Share, Share, Share your experience
Share, Share, Share your experience
Share, Share, Share your experience