Oops oops bang bang crash bang boom
Something fell over in the living room
I didn't mean it I didn't see
When the table with the vase ran into me
I guess I didn't look where I was going
I might have been going a little fast
Maybe that's why I didn't see
It grab me as I went past
Oops oops bang bang crash bang boom
Something fell over in the dining room
I didn't mean it I didn't see
When the table cloth with the jam and the
Milk and that big box of cereal ran into me
Oops oops bang bang crash bang boom
Something fell over in my mom's bedroom
I didn't mean it I didn't see
When the purse with all the powder
And the lipstick and all the perfume in those
Kinda broken glass bottles and the papers
And credit cards ran into me
And it seems like all day long no matter what I do
I seem to make a mess of things
In each room I go through
I try to slow right down but every now and then
Just as I am walking slow it happens once again
Oops oops bang bang crash bang boom
Something fell over in my bedroom
I didn't mean it I didn't see
When the pile of all the clothes and the toys and
The stuffed things and oh that big box of Lego with
A thousand pieces that are now under my bed and
I might not ever find them again ran into me