For five years I had a friend named Wyatt
He was so cool, so goofy
He always said things that didn't make sense like trappy school
What the heck is trappy school?
Is it a school for traps or just a no school day?
He also said things that aren't real like glow keys, orbitons, and infinites"There's no such thing as glow keys or orbitons or infinites and Minnesota isn't real!"
Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Ahh
He started this thing called Soyoy
He's the reason why I made up a football team called the Soy-oy Eagles
I was on the Soyoy Eagles
I was number 28, a good running back who always won
I even had a Soyoy Eagles jersey that I made myself
He drew an hourglass on the back of a paper
And he called it a leprechaun stopper but I don't believe him
He drew this thing that my friends think is a snowflake
But it's really a cake with an A-plus on it"Get rid of the hourglass, go to trappy school, no school day, ha ha ha, football!"
Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Ahh
First day of third grade
I got on the bus
And immediately heard him say"You pick that . . . seat!"
We spent third grade together
He left school
I left for Ohio and never saw him again
He's my number two overall friend
The Wyatt Awards for funny moments named after him
And I know none of it makes sense but it's all true
Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Ahh
Na na, na na, na na, Ahh
Okay