Met this girl
She was pale in complexion
She hissed a lot
But to me that's perfection
Carl says I'm nuts
But he's been single forever
Then she bit him on the neck
At the company dinner
Who cares if she's a vampire?
I love her!
Who cares if we can't
Go eat Italian food?
Who cares if we can't marry in the church house?
I think I wanna love this girl anyway
Got a skylight
Installed it to surprise her
She burst in flames
She's never been hotter
I moped for days
Until I met this tall girl
That snarled a lot
But that's my style
Who cares if she's a werewolf?
I love her!
Who cares if she only goes out once a month?
Who cares if she ate all of the villagers
They were a bunch of jerks anyway
There was a mishap with a silver locket
She wore it in a tragic car wreck
I threw my hands up in the air
Crying loud with such despair
'Till I felt a chill down my spine
Who cares if she's a ghost?
I love her!
Who cares if we can't really hold hands?
Who cares if she possesses all the pots in the kitchen
She can't die
So I think I'm gonna be okay
Who cares if she's a ghost?
She floats through the walls
And scares my friends
Who cares if she's a ghost
She can't die
So I think I'm gonna be okay
She can't die
So I think I'm gonna be okay