Courtney from Work - the van Lyrics

Van, the van, the keys are in the van
They're locked inside again, this time it wasn't me
Man, oh man, we're running late again
You're gonna have to cram it in so we can leave

Hurry up and wait, I probably should've ate
I'd rather masturbate and play some video games
Not a single bathroom in this God forsaken place
Where I can hit my vape and find some inner peace

Every band we've played here with is bland
They're going long again it's after 10:30
When is it our turn to go and do the God damn thing
I barely wanna sing in all reality

Can four chords really change the world?
Or have I said too much about alcohol and girls?
What's the point when we already have to work?
I just wanted to be a star, but I didn't know
Just quite how far I would go

Van, the van, my friends are in the van
They're drinking beers again, but there's a joint for me
Man, oh man, we're running late again
And Colin quit the band, so now it's just us three

Hurry up and wait, I probably should've ate
I'd rather masturbate and play some video games
Not a single bathroom in this God forsaken place
Where I can hit my vape and find some inner peace