Croydon Tourist Office - Mahogany Lyrics

Mahogany
Zoo
Pandas
Trampoline
Trampoline
Anne Boleyn
Bus pulled in

It becomes Anne Boleyn
Dressed in
A mahogany wardrobe
Car parks
With a very small key

Carbon filing
Pandas walking together
Into the sunset
Mortgage valuation

Softly she said
Sketchy tree
Branching out
Branching in
Antelope
Which reminds me
Of the time a penguin went into a pub in Belfast
We don't see many penguins here

Mahogany
Wardrobe
Mahogany
So what you looking for mister penguin
I'm looking for my brother
Flapjacks
So what does he look like
Squishy
And too soft for comfort

Chocolate
Choco latte
Quanto costano
Que
Bournemouth
Que tal
Supper
Fish
Fish supper
Eye eye
Aeroplane banking
Aerolots
Pylons
Mahogany
WH Auden's mahogany face
Stretches into pylons

Dry cleaning
Two for one
WH Auden
Peter Porter
John Dunne
Two for one
The great lakes
The almost great lakes

Atchoo
Bless you
And all the pandas
Sniff
And from that one sneeze
China caught a cold

Funeral
Mahogany funeral
Mahogany
Silence
Clouds
Sticklebacks
Fish
And Chip
Suppers
Twice
With mushy peas

Two mahogany sandwiches please
You want fries with that
Goes without saying
Fish
Lazy fish
Kippers
Kippers and soldiers
Kippers
That one over there
Kippers
It's not worth it John
It's not worth it
It's only a kipper
Kippers
That's what you say
Kippers!
As if

All gone
If I've seen one kipper
I've in fact seen about thirty
All gone
Since Tuesday
I think I'll got back to Sidcup
No more kippers
Ever
None
That's you're lot tosh
Ta ta
Au revoir
Thanks for all the kippers

And then there was silence