D12 - Rape A Bartender Lyrics

[Intro:]
When the bartender f*ck your drink up
I said Absolut cranberry

[Verse 1: Bizzare]
Seen this white bitch that I wanted to rape
So I said "f*ck it" and I asked her on a date
Lots of cash, we went out to a casino
Just me and a girlfriend, out there playing Bingo
So I'm trying to think of a way to make my attack
I got a 3-piece with an axe in the back
And I f*cked her raw, gave her black cock all night
I ain't Brian Pumper, I'm more like Wesley Pipes
Now it's back to this bitch getting raped
2 chainsaws and some black duct tape
Said she was sorry, didn't want me to take her life
I said "f*ck that" and stabbed her with a knife

[Hook:]
We raped the bartender
And now Bizarre is in her

[Verse 2:]
Woke up this morning, almost late for my flight
Probably from the way I was fooling at the bar last night
I remember this one chick, body looking so right
Damn it what was her name?
She had a boyfriend, dude was staring at me with a mean mug
Probably cause his girl's staring at me like she wanna f*ck
Don't be mad at me, stupid, don't bring your bitch to the club
I'll shoot two in your brain
Don't let this bar tab fool ya, I'll dump you in the trunk
You lost your life cause your girl thinks I'm cooler than you
You had too much to drink
You better stop and think
Before you end up on Channel 5

[Hook:]
I raped the bartender
You bout to get your ass beat

[Verse 3:]
Walked up in the club and I strolled on over to the bar
Breath a little on tard and I left my big bed in the car
Got my gun by my side, try to homie and you won't get far
I'll shoot the shit out of you
But anyway, I posted up and ordered my drink
She gave me some Henny turned away, and muttered "man your breath stink"
Snatch her up real fast like "bitch don't be disrespecting me"
I'll slap the taste out your mouth
She took a swing, I dipped
Came up and molliwopped her face
She pulled a knife, I stepped back
Pulled out my big Gat
Somebody's in the morgue tonight