There was a wreck out on the highway
Car skidded off the road and rolled
And rolled and rolled and rolled and rolled and rolled
Well it burned all night
By morning there wasn't much left to see
'course they didn't find the rope burns
Hell, they didn't even find the bullet holes
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
A fully armed battleship sails out to sea
Flag waving proudly in the wind
But it goes down with all hands
Torpedoed by a submarine
Just a few minutes in
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
They find a ticking bomb at the airport
And they call on you
Now you got fifteen seconds to decide
Do you cut the red wire? or the blue?
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
I hear a rumbling like an earthquake
Could be a sonic boom
I'm standing ankle deep in oily water in a little room
When the sound of a siren cuts through the sticky air
I feel like I should run, but I don't know why
And I don't know where
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess
Sex is a mess