I picked you up on my old pick up truck
You asked if I don't have something better
I put on my best boots and clothes
You said; "Darlin those look really old
I took you out to see the stars
You said it's not the best date you had
I try to impress you every time, but
Everything has been better in the past
Damn I don't know what to do
I try so so hard to get through you
And no matter what I do
You're so hard
Hard to please
Now I picked you up on my new sport car
You weren't impress and said red would be better
I put on my best shoes and suit
You said "Darlin those don't look good''
I took you out to the finest dine
You said you prefer a place with caviar
I try to impress you every time
But nothing is good enough when we go out
Damn I don't know what to do
I try so so hard to get through you
And no matter what I do
You're so hard
Hard to please
I changed my sports car for my old pick up truck
You were right, this red one is better
I threw away my fancy shoes and suit
Nothing better than my old cowboy boots
I try to impress you every time, but
Nothing is good enough every time
Now I know what to do
I don't want to be near you
Cause no matter what I do
You're so hard
Hard to please
So damn hard
Hard to please