Dangerous Idiots - Can I Get a Role Model Lyrics

Dad is a mom, and mom is a dad
Of all that has been, I shouldn't have
Can I get a role model
My teachers don't know their mouth from their ass
So they don't know they're shitting when they lecture the class
Can I get a role model
Where's my role model
Not once in my life did I feel government pride
What I feel, instead, is the urge to run and hide
Can I get a role model
Where's my role model
My friends are all drunks. Oh yeah, my enemies are, too
I guess no one can think of anything else to do
Can we get a role model
Where's our role model
My neighbors eat pills like they're eating food
Because they call afflictions what they used to call moods
Can we get a role model
Where's our role model
If I knew I was alone I would go out my window
But I'm not alone. Neither are you
Here is the message. There's no other way
Toss out them pills. Stop drinking today
You're the role model
I said there's no other way for this thing to work
Ditch all the losers, and tune out all the jerks
You're the role model
We're all the role model