I'll sit, and I'll stare, in judgment of all of your choices, I'll lick my paws in the sunlight
I'll give you affection when the timing seems right
I'll pace, around, and I'll walk on your head while your sleeping
I know that you'll adore me no matter, I think you're just fine but don't flatter yourself
'Cause I'm a meow meow meow, I'm a pretty, pretty kitty
Magical eyes with these whiskers quite long
Whipping my tail at your paperwork, meow meow meow
I sleep more than half the day, to conserve my energy
So that while you try to rest or work, we can play, we can play!
Pretty kitty meow meow, pretty kitty meow meow, meow meow meow
Just a little whisker-faced meow meow as a casual friend
I'll perch, and I'll glare, disgusted with you and your dog friend
How could you tolerate canines?
Have you lost self-respect or have you just lost your mind?
I must leave and return, upon all your praises, triumphantly
I know that you'll adore me no matter, I think you're just fine
But don't flatter yourself
'Cause I'm a meow, meow, meow, I'm a pretty, pretty kitty
Magical eyes with these whiskers quite long
Whipping my tail at your paperwork, meow meow meow
I doze in the sun all day long, to ensure I have the might
To make tracks across your stupid sleeping face, on the hour
Every night
Pretty kitty meow meow, pretty kitty
Meow meow, meow meow meow
Just a little whisker-faced meow meow as a casual friend