[ Featuring Robert Rinfrow ]
I thought we was headed to the Penthouse
How in the smellipoo did I wind up in the doghouse?
This doghouse ain't no man cave
Feels more like a love boat grave
And this dog collar, makes me wanna' holla'
I feel like a pup trying to figure out which way is up
I thought I was on my toes
And now she's got me by my nose
Now I'm in the doghouse alone
Waiting for her to throw me a bone
I gotta' get off this tight leash
Because a dog bone ain't no picnic at the beach
What the heck did I say?
I guess I really do need to pray
Maybe I'll just sit for a bit
I don't know what to say
But there must be a way
To save this doggone day
I better hold my growl
And try to get her back on smile
