Come one, come all, come fast, come slow
And grab a tissue to wipe your balls
Your Mom's wet dream and your Dad's worst nightmare
The best f*cking band with the worst f*cking name
Dead Bundy
They keep on telling me to get a job
So I gave myself a hand job, a blow job, a foot job, a rim job
A hand job, a blow job, a foot job, a rim job
I'm not sorry, we're Dead Bundy
I'm not sorry, listen to our f*cked up songs