Dragons may breathe on you
And leave you a little crispy too
At least you know what they think
Just trying to live at your expense
Granimal walkin' tall
In the pre-historic mall
Shoot 'em, shoot 'em, shoot 'em
Who's the monster in the room?
Two choices, me or you
Two choices, me or you
Two choices, me or you
I can wiggle like a bug in the broom
But you're not a bride, not a groom in your bedroom
Granimal, walking' tall
Granimal, animal
Ants will crawl, right on you limb by limb
Irrevocably till they will gently overtake you
They will gently overtake you
They'll make you into an image of them
Who's the monster in the room?
Two choices, me or you
I can wiggle like a bug in the broom
But you're not a bride or a groom
Who's the monster in the room?
Two choices, me or you
I can wiggle like a bug in the broom
But you're not a bride or a groom
One, two, SNFU
Chi pig, chi pig
It doesn't matter how you sing
It doesn't matter how hard you scream
Mister chi pig