Dead Horse Jive - She's Got a Master's Degree Lyrics

Every time I see that girl
She's an intellectual
She's got as many books as me
She's even given them a read
I want to have sex with her brain
It's driving me insane
She's a philosopher
I want to have a long chat with her
Yeah, she's the one for me
She's got a master's degree
She knows about democracy
I wanna know about her personality
Every time she parts her lips
I think I'll finally get to grips
With a piece of literature
Like Joyce or Keats or Bill Shakespeare
I want to make love to her mind
It's got me in a bind
But don't let me infer
I want to get explicit consent from her
Yeah, she's the one for me
She's got a master's degree
She knows about democracy
I wanna know about her personality
She knows about the flaws in democracy
She hates the motherf*cking aristocracy
She's got some neurons in her head
That make her prodigy in bed
She kick it with Pythagoras and Socrates
She knows Pi to at least thirty five degrees
A certified genius between the sheets
The coefficient of my viscosity
Is a measure of her sexual ability
She doesn't give a damn about no chocolates and roses
Knows the difference between mitosis and osmosis
She's got a grip on a list of topics tight as a fist
History, biology, chemistry, phonology, geography, philology
Dendrochronology, monogamy, pornography, theogony
Theology, astronomy, astrology, geometry, geology
Paleontology, endocrinology, epistemology
Insurance policy, global economy, trigonometry
She knows human rights
She gets early nights
She knows the date and winner of all Foreman's fights
She knows the pharaohs in order and
A young Carol Vorderman
Come on girl, you and I gotta be
Know what girl, you'll make a swot outta me.
Yeah, she's the one for me
She's got a master's degree
She knows about democracy
I wanna know about her personality
Yeah, she's the one for me
She's got a master's degree
She knows about democracy
I wanna know about her personality
She's got a masters degree oh oh oh
She's got a masters degree oh oh oh
She's got a masters degree oh oh oh
A masters degree oh oh oh
She's got a masters degree oh oh oh
She's got a masters degree oh oh oh
She's got a masters
Degree