[ Featuring Dan Stevens, Daniel Keith Stevens, Dean Clean, Dean Sabatino, Joe Jack Talcum, Joseph Genaro, Matthew Teacher, Michael Lawson, Phil Nicolo, Rodney Anonymous, Rodney Linderman ]
Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom
She's self-employed
She's living the dream
Using nipple clamps
To make politicians scream
'Cuz she's a Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom
To the outside world, it might seem a bit extreme
But it's her scene and she knows what they need
Religious leaders might call it obscene
When they're not getting whipped, down on their knees
CHORUS
She's not angry she's just lettin' off steam
When she makes a CEO take one for the team
The head of corporate services is hangin' from a beam
Screaming for mercy while covered in whipped cream
CHORUS
Cnd all those trouble makers under I95
With their stolen wheelchairs
Will be trying to hide
Every homeowner in Washington West
Will have to say "Yes, M'am" when they've been addressed
Everybody in ol' Fishtown can lock their doors
But she'll just knock 'em all down
Every single cop who's walking the beat
Will get a monogrammed bowl
From which they can eat
CHORUS
She's self-employed
She's living the dream
Using nipple clamps
To make politicians scream
Cuz she's a Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom
Yeah, she's a Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom