(PIRATE) I guess I'm a pirate now
(BIG SHIP) Gotta big ship
(Pet bird) Named her Potty
Gonna be a mighty fine pirate someday
(AVAST) What's that on the horizon
(MORE PIRATES) Is it more pirates
(YES!) They might take my booty
I should hide it from them now
Where can I go
There ain't any islands around, don't know where to hide it now, so I
Prop up my feet and wait for my defeat
I could be rockin' in the streets of the Taj Mahal, but instead I'm here feelin' really small
Take this all from me, take this off of me please
Oh, no
Yarr, mateys! Now we will board
(CRABBEARD) They call me Cap'n Crabbeard
(SLAVEBOY) And I'm his slaveboy
(JOIN US) If you wanna join us
(WE'RE COOL) You need to prove yourself
(YOU SUCK) I'm not really in the market
(YOU'RE ODD) You don't talk like a pirate
I'm new to the trade
At least let me buy you some grog
All right, I'll follow you to the mainland
Look at all the landlubbers around, I wonder if my beauty's in town
Shiver me timbers! You can't handle your grog
I admit I don't act like a pirate, but just give me a while
I'll hang with you I guess
And really try my best