O...I sure hope you like my show
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
At the end you're free to go
(o, doo-dah-day)
My name's Bob and this is smuj
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
I like women he likes fudge
(o, doo-dah-day)
This is the refrain
It sticks in your brain
"O, doo-dah-day" is your next line
(o, doo-dah-day)
Many ask me how I died
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Were you stabbed or were you fried?
(o, doo-dah-day)
I was hung from yonder tree
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Before that I hung to my knee
(o, doo-dah-day)
This is the refrain
It sticks in your brain
"O, doo-dah-day" is your next line
(o, doo-dah-day)
All the blood rushed to my toes
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Maggots ate away my nose
(o, doo-dah-day)
All my bones stayed nice and strong
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
I have one ten inches long
(o, doo-dah-day)