Demorama - Huppie Lyrics

My ears were itchy but I was like freakin' in time
And bustin' my rhyme
And reading a sign
And then sang something like
A hoe is mad and wears mad hose
She sucks Sunday off in those clothes
Her church blows
Her fat shows
But you don't know

I'm in your student film
So which shot should I take
There's a medium close-up
But one makes me your date
If you could pause to TiVo
All the blondes that you would like
I'd make your fortune but twice
And each million thrice
Submit the tapes, Channel 9
And CNN 'cause I'm nine
You know, I'd really like to be all alone all the time
But there's just not much to mind
'Cause everyone thinks you're fine
Although you're going to jail
Seriously, I am nine

But you are my friend
And if you are my friend
Then you can stay my friend
And if you are not my friend
Then you can't be my friend
But you can meet my friends

But you are my friend
And if you are my friend
Then you can stay my friend
And if you are not my friend
Then you can't be my friend
But you can meet my friends

Reed, Reed, Reed
It's

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man
I can shake-ah my fanny
I can shake-ah my can
I'm a tough tootin baby
I can punch-ah yo buns
Punch-ah yo buns
I can punch-ah yo buns
If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun

And you are a evil witch, if I were you I would run
Saran Pack glock in hand, choppa back in the trunk
Yeah, I bop it, load it, pull it, can you quack like a duck
Man, you duck like a quack
So you get hit by the gun
So you go to the quack
And he diminish your funds
So you go into hiding
And I go after your son
I got 99 problems and you are all of them

But you are my friend
And if you are my friend
Then you can stay my friend
And if you are not my friend
Then you can't be my friend
But you can meet my friends

Jesus Christ