Woke up like a crime scene on my bed
Pillow smells like tequila and regret
Phone's got texts I don't wanna read
My brain's on strike but my legs agreed
Grabbed my shoes one sock I'm gone
The sun said "SURPRISE" I said "Come on"
Stumbled outside with my dignity skewed
Looked at a squirrel and said "Same dude"
Oh I'm outside hungover and high
My soul's in rehab but my feet comply
The trees are waving like they know my name
Nature's judging but it's all a game
Sidewalk's hot feels like lava flow
Got sunglasses on but the shame still shows
Dogs are barking like "What's your deal?"
I gave 'em finger guns-they weren't thrilled
Birds in the sky are singing too loud
That cloud looks weird; is it judging me now?
Neighbor said "Morning!" I said "Don't lie"
This ain't a morning; it's a public alibi
Oh I'm outside hungover and high
Last night was a mess and I can't deny
The grass is greener but so is my face
Every step's a victory in this wobbly race
Stopped by a park to sit for a spell
Bench was wet-now my pants can tell
Some kid laughed I flipped him a dime
Said "Don't grow up it's a trap you'll find"
So here I am outside and alive
Breathing through chaos just tryin' to survive
Gonna buy some fries maybe chase it with Sprite
'Cause nothing says healing like a salty bite
Oh I'm outside hungover and high
A hot mess on legs but I'm gettin' by
The world's still spinning so I'll take my turn
Laughin' through the cringe while the hangovers burn