Mother's a closest smoker
Daddy's 3 days sober
Joy is spilling over
Sister's depressed, it's the pills I guess
The airline lost our luggage
We still got our baggage
Every family has it
Seasonally depressed, it's the bills I guess
Merry, Merry Christmas, ah ah
Merry, Merry Christmas, real world
Merry, Merry Christmas, ah ah
Merry, Merry Christmas, real world
News is full of fakers
But Santa's the real newsmaker
It's a holiday heartbreaker
When your house gets robbed and you lost your jobIt's our yearly intervention
Keep grandma outta the kitchen
She'll cook up a new addiction
Her bag of magic dust always gets flushed
Merry, Merry Christmas, ah ah
Merry, Merry Christmas, real world
Merry, Merry Christmas, ah ah
Merry, Merry Christmas, real world
Let the Angels sing
Let the sleigh bells ring
All the fa la la
All the blah blah blah
Merry, Merry Christmas, ah ah
Merry, Merry Christmas, real world
Merry, Merry Christmas, ah ah
Merry, Merry Christmas, real world