[ Featuring the Tutus ]
We met an office party
I was a waiter
I make a mean Cuba Libre
And she got wasted
We spent the night dancing
To crappy deep house
Took a couple hundred selfies
And then we made out
Oh
I said, oh
I said, oh
I said, oh
So what do you do here?
She looked at me funny
Does it look like I need a job?
My dad owns the company
We had a pretty good night
It was time to go home
She said, call me
And gave me her iphone
(Trust fund love)
I've got my one and only
(Trust fund love)
Sweet perfect tenderoni
(Trust fund love)
Oh, this was meant to me
Now, I'm such a happy man
I found my trust fund love
I'm from the wrong side of the tracks
Her family owns the tracks
She travelled round and round the globe
And I don't own a map
One sunday afternoon
Im on the family yacht
I'm sipping vintage booze
Oh, when my ladys pops
He says, so
He says, so
He says, so
So what do you do son?
Better think of something quick
(Well, currently my portfolio is focused mainly on the food and beverage industry)
Yeah
(Trust fund love)
Now I'm best friends with her pops
(Trust fund love)
Bought me a brand new car
(Trust fund love)
I'm gonna quit my job
I'm never going back
I found my trust fund love
Relationships are hard
Man, life just isn't fair
I guess people drift apart
The warning signs were there
She said it's her, it's not me
She's had enough
And I was pretty broken up
'Cause no more free stuff
(Trust fund love)
There goes my meal ticket
(Trust fund love)
She told me were to stick it
(Trust fund love)
I'm all alone again
And I'm a broken man
I lost my trust fund love
(Trust fund love)
My free ride hit a dead end
(Trust fund love)
Still got her ATM pin
(Trust fund love)
I'll never work again
I'm such a happy man
Thanks to my trust fund love
