[ Featuring the Tutus ]
Well, first he chops you in half
Then he puts you back together
Next he makes you disappear
Then he turns your skin to leather
He's catching flying bullets
And sweats baby seals
Where have his flipping pants gone?
Oh, they're behind his ears
He's locked in a metal box
The box is under water
He escapes with enough time
To impregnate your daughter
He's got magic wands for drumsticks
Pulls rabbits outta the snare
He wears a big old top hat
You just got to stop and stare
Watch, he's gonna go
Zim zala bim
Zim zala bim
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Now pick a card, any card
Write our name on the front
And tear it into pieces
Here's a lighter, burn it up
Now I know what you're thinking
Could something have gone wrong?
Well look behind you
Instead dancing, he's holding your card
Zim zala bim
Zim zala bim
Zim zala bim
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He talks to your dead grandpa
Oh by the way, he hates you
Even if you don't wanna dance
His magic powers make you
He kicks it up to double time
And for his next trick
When he whips out the solo
A thousand doves fly out the kick
And the drummer goes
Zim zala bim
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