Desperate Journalist - Personality Girlfriend Lyrics

I'll be your personality girlfriend, baby
I will be well aware of the hand god dealt me

Not statuesque
And I won't command your great respect
Not Perfect Skin
But I'll amuse you until the rot sets in

I'll be your personality girlfriend, honey
Yeah!
You will ignore my faults because you think I'm funny
No femme fataleI don't even have any semblance of any f*cking wherewithal

I'm not the girl you dream about
I'm never going to sort you out
I'm a mess of history With a sincere desire for you to like me

I'm not the girl you dream about
I'm never going to sort you out
Just a mess of history
With a sincere desire for you to love me

Please will you love me, please will you love me, please will you love me

(Here are a few things I can offer for my recommendation:
I've never had a five year plan,
I've never been 36-24-36,
I've never not been annoying about popular culture on the internet,
I've never been strong, emotionally or physically,
I've never known when to stop,
I've never been cool,
I've never not been obsessed with being cool,
I've never been self-contained,
I've never been bedazzling,
I've never been calm,
I've never understood life at all,
It's absurd,
It's absurd)

I'll be your personality girlfriend, baby