Dibble - 'Tis the Season Lyrics

Merry Xmas ...
I'll have you running circles to give you all stitches
I'm waiting for somebody to put me on their... list
So I can throw a stupid wannabe onto the hit list
In my stocking there's a little bit of coal
Either Santa thinks I'm fire or a... hole
Now I'm guessing it's the previous
Either that or this little fat ... being devious
Jolly Saint Nick are you hearing this?!
I'm coming down the chimney, simply
Not to bring gifts, I'm taking you all with me
On a journey up to the North Pole
Coz' When Dibble's in the building then you know it's getting cold
Yippee Kai Oh, Yippee Kai Yay
Now I have a machine gun, who wants to play?
This Christmas you can call me John Mclane
Just another typical rapper who thinks he's John Wayne
But I'm not gun slinging
I'm hymn singing to hell
With her singing as well
And he's ringing a bell
So if my bell's are ringing then you better be listening
Even if them snowy damn lanes ain't glistening
Trust me I'm off my noggin
With Egg Nog in the bath thinking I'm in a toboggan
'Tis the season, let's all be jolly
It's no time to be alone, grab somebody
All I want for Christmas is you
To play Spin the Wheel and play it on loop
Fair warning if you've come here new
Two zero two zero, Dibble's coming for you!