Die Antwoord - XPEN$IV $H1T Lyrics

[Ninja:]
Mmm, you smell that?
You know what that smell is?
That's right, it's money!
Go ahead, rub your dick on that shit!

[Ninja:]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

[Ninja:]
Told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be
A superstar rapper making big money, know what I mean girl?
But my daddy told me I was living in a dream world
If I said "Yes dad" I wouldn't have my zef swag
Or fly round the whole fokken world gettin' jet lag
Gettin' bitten by the zef bug is the best drug
If I played it safe, I woulda never made it ever
Now every day in every way I get a little zeffer
No matter what you smoke, you'll never get as high as me
It's like a fat f*ck you when these naaiers see
My big billboard up in NYC
Don't you wish your boyfriend was zef like me?
I'm the motherf*ckin' greatest, suckers love to hate us
But I make these bitches submissive cause I'm a dominator
I'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest
That's why I tap beautiful designer vaginas

[Ninja:]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

[Yolandi:]
Big money [x3]
Make my dreams come true

[Ninja:]
Baby I'm an angel, sent from the dark side
Took my brush-cut to the next with peroxide
"Oh my god, that's such a fresh switch!"
Ja, whatever, just don't touch the hair bitch
Everybody's crying saying; "Hip-hops dead"
'til a white South African hip-hop head
Pops up on the scene sayin' "It's not dead!"
I'm here, can I get a fokken aah yeah?
Rappers looking at me like I just crawled out the drain
The underground got me bored out my brain
And this pop-rap bullshit all sound the same
God help you if I call out your name
From the dark side of the moon, I zoom outta the gloom
Doom doom! The room goes boom like a cartoon
The dark ravers has come, my mic-saber is on
Turn and tell your friend; "Yo this is my favourite song!"

[Ninja:]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

[Ninja (Yolandi):]
(Ooh! Wat drink jy ninjie?)
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
(Ooh lala! C'est si bon!)
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
It's like an angel pee'd in my mouth!
(C'est si bon!)

[Ninja:]
I saw your babes new Gucci shades so I stepped to her face
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw P. Diddy's caviar chilling backstages
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw your Virgin Galatic tickets to outer space
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw Hugh Heff's girlfriend's new boobs
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE tits!
I was at the waterfront, saw a new Lambo
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw Snoop Dogg's long gold-plated bong
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw your mom's Louis Vitton leather handbag
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!
I saw Lady Gaga's new telephone hat
And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T!

[Ninja:]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

I rub my tsss on XPEN$IVE ahhh
I rub my wang on XPEN$IVE thangs
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

[Yolandi:]
Big money [x3]
So so so so so sexy
Big money [x3]
Make my dreams come true