Blind drunk on egg nog with my dad
And I think this dairy might be bad
But I don't care enough to say
That we should check the best before date You and I will come to find
Our whiskey tolerance makes it fine Maybe that's just Christmas at my house
One night a year where all is right Gonna tie one on a little tight
But I don't care enough to say
That we should find a better way
To ring in one more Christmas day Without the kiss of Tanqueray
Maybe that's just Christmas at my house
Christmas at my house
Christmas at my house
Christmas at my house