Dirty O - Pilot Lyrics

Welcome to The Office
This is An American Workplace
24/7
365
You can catch me all day in the office
I got crazy team the way we handle work
Unorthodox to say the least
But we make it work
I'm the boss now I made sales first
I used Ed truck to drop the package
I got no filter I'm a savage
I let em film all my habits
Im the best boss in the whole world
Even my coffee cup can back me up
I get the work done n still be acting up
They want my spot so they after us
I sit back and I sense hating
On my shirt thats Jan fragrance
We broke up it was sad stations
I bounce back when I got Helen
This surplus come with extra cream
This gone day gone be a good day
Cause I dry cleaned and wore my special jeans
Im trying be great
I can't settle for less
These Charles Minors screaming grow up
I'm like how up
Knowing damn well for 15 years
I managed paper n helped us blow up
I switched the game I'm Michael Scott
How high can I fly you should ask Jordan
Every punch land go check with Tyson
Mike jack with the glove every move lightning
Smooth criminal with some smooth writing
I need my right hand so they bring Dwight in
Dead party watch us bring the life in
2 names with no hyphen
Why the hell would I need Grammy
I'm comfortable with these Dundies
I seen ya face when it come to cake
You ain't comfortable making money
I remain myself everywhere I go
I'm just trying to blow I mean no harm
But if it pop we don't call the cops
We just hit the jack and call Michael Scarn
This ain't mike with the gloves n socks
Or mike with the gloves when he box
This Dunder Mifflin we make paper
N bitch I'm Michael Scott
This ain't mike with the gloves n socks
Or MJ with the shot
This Dunder Mifflin we make paper
N bitch I'm Michael Scott