If I was a rock star, with long blonde shiny hair
I'd buy a big black car and I'd drive you everywhere
I'll take you all around the country babe, that big black limousine
I'd take you lots of places that you never ever seen
But I know I'm not a rock star babe I hope that you don't care
Cos I aint got any money and I aint got any hair
If I was a rock star, with long blonde shiny hair
I'd get a great big house with lots of room for all our gear
I would cover you with diamonds babe, ropes of lovely pearls
Lots of sparkly presents for my special little girl
But I know I'm not a rock star babe I hope that you don't care
Cos I aint got any money and I aint got any hair
If I was a rock star, with long blonde shiny hair
I'd buy myself some jeans and lots of clothes for you to wear
I'd give you all designer labels babe and lots of sexy frocks
And maybe do a photo shoot of me in just my jocks
But I know I'm not a rock star babe I hope that you don't care
Cos I aint got any money and I aint got any hair
But I know I'm not a rock star babe I hope that you don't care
Cos I aint got any money and I aint got any hair