Our Father and Mother, who are out of town, have entrusted us with their home
(Thanks Mum!)
Further from the city than we would like, however the Uber is still pretty affordable
(It's like twenty bucks!)
Give us this night, with gluten-free bread, and forgive us for saying we'd only invite a few people. We forgive those that said maybe, however with numbers this unclear we ask that you deliver us from overhype.
Party Jesus....Amen.
(Amen!)
Oh, oh Jesus
Oh, oh Jesus
He is Jesus
Party Jesus
It's been a tough week, but now we're here, so let's all just get wrecked!
(Wrecked!)
We're off to a bit of a shaky start but he's here to resurrect
He's super popular
Got more followers than anyone
And he's here tonight, to bring Heaven on Earth
Let's get down with the favourite Son
Oh, oh Jesus
Oh, oh Jesus
He is Jesus
Party Jesus
Do you think you could help this guy, he's looking pretty blind
And could you touch the Poly Water Tank and turn it into wine?
It's really going now!
Just wait 'till the miracle drops
And tell Judas next door that he's a dick (You're a f*cking dick!)
Cos he's gone and called the cops
But they won't come!
Did you wanna go for a swim?
PJ's gonna hang out on the side
He can walk across but can't dive in
Oh, oh Jesus
He is Jesus
Party Jesus
Party, Party Jesus
Thanks Jesus!