I know pee is stored in the balls
I love going to the malls
But I can't pee in those bathroom stalls
Pay phones, miss making those calls
Miss making those calls
Oh yeah
Hamster cages hate that smell
Sitting at the bar feels like hell
Missing my dad, wish he'd come back
He drowned in a toilet, heart attack
Heart attack
Heart attack
I hate church, too long for me
Don't like diapers, but can't hold my pee
I enrolled in Trump University
Dropped out, worked at Applebee's
Life is a simulated reality, simulated reality
I will find the edge of our earth
But I'm not the only one trying
The simulators don't want us to find them
So the truthers end up missing or dying
I've got to find where my dad fell off to
Or else I'll spend my whole life sitting here crying
Oh yeah
Hamster cages hate that smell
Sitting at the bar feels like hell
Missing my dad, wish he'd come back
He drowned in a toilet, heart attack
Heart attack
Heart attack
What the f*ck