Dogcat - Ukrainian Architecture Lyrics

My name is Symon
It's the name I chose
I belong to someone
And her name I think is Rose

But she don't smell so pretty
She can be a little mean
Her clothes are kind of dirty
Hands stained with nicotine

I pace the halls of this apartment
Just like the caged beast that I really am
The highlight of my life each day
Is when I get to eat a tiny plate of spam

My hair is thin and patchy
The anxiety I have well it comes in fits and turns
Countless sleepless nights, staring through the darkness
My hunger has escaped me, when I urinate it burns

Relax my little kitty
She tells me when she talks
Tell me that after
You have hid your waste inside a box

Tell me this, dear Rose
If that's your real your name
Is there any way to win
Your sadistic little game?

You tease me with an open door
Then slam it in my face
I swear if I get out
I'll be gone without a trace

Never to return
I promise you, my dear
Free like that cocky sparrow
Which I'll kill when I'm out of here

But I must wait and pass the time
With my cellmate Zeus
Sometimes we will recall the day
We lost the means to reproduce

But I don't need no testis now
I'm looking at my paws
I'd scratch out your baggy eyes
If only had some claws

Yet it hurts me when I think this way
For times had been much better
Like when you found me on that winter's day
And wrapped me in your sweater

I must have been so young then
For I didn't have a care
Rose, I was so happy
I had a healthy coat of hair

If I could only see you
When you were young once too
Zeus tells me you were pleasant
Before the day when you withdrew

Before the falling out you had
With that man named Dimitri
According to Zeus
It hadn't ended neatly

And all you do now
Is hope to find another
Someone you can relate to
I know you long to be a mother

But I know you can't just go out
You're not happy in your skin
That words can get away from you
So it's better to just stay in

But I can't for one more second
Live in this hole that you've dug
I can't stand another moment
Staring at the dirty rug

Oh can't you see, dear Rose?
Outside is pulling at my fur
But I'm unable to defeat this
This damn Ukrainian architecture