Yo Ho take heed
And regale
From the island of misfits
We all have set sail
We've captured the flagship
The captain commands
Our pies WILL be the best
In all of the land!
"Hoooo!"
Fire up a Dough ball !!
Oil up the pans!!
These breadsticks are crafted
By artisan hands!
We chop spinach with Machetes
Cut dough with our swords !
We're the Pirates in the Prep Room
Of the Columbus Store !!!
Macaroni so creamy
The women shout "More!!"
And when we bat our lashes
They fall to the floor
Stuffed Mushrooms so rich
We sell 30 a day
But Spinach Lasagnas...
Can't give em' away
"What!!!"
Fire up a Dough ball!!
Oil up the pans!!
These breadsticks are crafted
By artisan hands!!
We chop spinach with Machetes!
Cut dough with our swords!
We're the Pirates in the Prep Room!
Of the Columbus Store!!!
There's breadsticks a plenty
Leave no one to doubt
The thin crusts are round
Our chicken never dry's out
The garlic bread measures up
Measured by our special tool
Spaghetti's al dente
The 'Bearger sauce "Rules!!"
"Rules!"
Fire up a Dough ball !!
Oil up the pans!!
These breadsticks are crafted
By artisan hands!!
We chop spinach with Machetes!
Cut dough with our swords!!
We're the Pirates in the Prep Room!
Of the Columbus Store !!!
We hone our own cutlery
While others are dull
Our blades are so sharp
They'll cut straight through
Your balls...
Yaaarrrrrr !!!
All pirate chefs in our prime
The dough that we make
Turns to Treasure and Pride
With every bite
The legend grows
The Columbus store's
Where our tale will be told...
Fire up a Dough ball !!
Oil up the pans!!
These breadsticks are crafted
By artisan hands!
We chop spinach with Machetes!
Cut dough with our swords
We're the Pirates in the Prep Room!
Of the Columbus Store !!!
