Almost everybody looks exactly like me
42 cousins I will never be alone
Every twenty second there's a ring on my phone
My uncle, brother, sister is my mother in law
I don't know, I don't know tell me
There's only one thing that I really know for sure
That I am, that I am crazy
O-e-o I'm doctor Boom-Bombay
O-e-o yes I am the doctor
O-e-o I'm doctor Boom-Bombay
O-e-o come and see the doctor
24 brothers I can find in my home
80 brothers that I really don't know
All my sisters are married and gone
29 husbands and 32 sons
My uncle, brother, sister is my mother in law
I don't know, I don't know tell me
There's only one thing that I really know for sure
That I am, that I am crazy
O-e-o I'm doctor Boom-Bombay
O-e-o yes I am the doctor
O-e-o I'm doctor Boom-Bombay
O-e-o come and see the doctor
O-e-o I'm doctor Boom-Bombay
O-e-o yes I am the doctor
O-e-o I'm doctor Boom-Bombay
O-e-o come and see the doctor
O-e-o I'm doctor Boom-Bombay
O-e-o yes I am the doctor
O-e-o I'm doctor Boom-Bombay
O-e-o come and see the doctor
Yes I am the doctor
Come and see the doctor now!