Dr. Dan Band - Flatten My Curves Lyrics

When I first heard the word the town was shutting down
I shopped for toilet paper and some snacks
Chicken wings and dip and soda and chips all in party-size packs
I've ordered 5 course meals to support restaurants
Oh what a deal with free delivery
I started to notice, I felt a bit bloated
I could pinch an extra inch or two or three

I need to flatten my curves - My tight blue jeans have seemed to shrink all on their own
I need to flatten my curves - All my love handles have grown since staying at home
I'm eating day and night in pandemic proportion - since Corona hit this world
It's time to distance myself from the pantry shelf
I need to flat, flat, flat, flat, flatten - Flatten my curves
Flatten my curves, Flatten my curves, Flatten my curves

When they canceled all sports, I was really out of sorts I quit all activity too
Then the gyms all closed and now it really shows
My abs are flabby - what should I do
I've been Netflix binging and loafin' on the sofa with no trainer or exercise routine
I've gone from Hunky to Super-size chunky
Ever since I've been in quarantine

I need to flatten my curves - My tight blue jeans have seemed to shrink all on their own
I need to flatten my curves - All my love handles have grown since staying at home
I'm eating day and night in pandemic proportion - since Corona hit this world
It's time to distance myself from the pantry shelf
I need to flat, flat, flat, flat, flatten - Flatten my curves
Flatten my curves, Flatten my curves, Flatten my curves