Dr. Itchycunt - Bed Lyrics

Getting fat and eating snacks
Out of work, in need of laughs
Gut hanging over my knees
Doing whatever I please
F*ck off mom and f*ck off dad
I don't care if I get fat
Why will no one suck me off?
My belly is nice and soft
I thought girls liked bigger dudes
I thought I'd put them in the mood
Put my fedora on tight
Hit my vape, let's start this night
I'm watching Game of Thrones in bed
I can't believe that Sean Bean's dead
The Lannister's never forget
They found a stick and placed his head
It was okay til season 6
The writers f*cking make me sick
The rest of the show can suck my dick
Why is Bran king? That dick
I'm environmentally
Unsafe, cuz I'm stinky
My gas reeks of methane
My kidneys are in pain
From all of the soda
And all of the candy
Some chips would be nice
But I don't have them handy
Another show to start the night
Something spooky, full of fright
Something with monsters and ghouls
Where hot women make me drool
I could get females like that if I tried
They don't know that I'm a passionate guy
I'm watching Supernatural in bed
I can't believe that Crowley's dead
How was it good through to the end?
Best 15 years I've ever spent
I can't seem to decide between
Am I Team Sam or maybe Team Dean?
What I miss most is Jeffrey Dean
Such a good time, I'd never choose to read
TV is life, TV is fuel
TV is fun, it's good for you
How I Met Your Mother in bed
Can't believe the mother's dead
Did the writers hit their head?
Maybe they hope we'll all forget
Barney and Robin divorced
Season 9 is such a chore
Such a buildup to a bore
I think I'm developing bed sores
Ow ow ow
Ow ow ow
Ow ow ow
It's time to lose some weight