Here me out, ours ain't a story of romancin'
But we're like something worthy of Tolkien
Sharing common traits, treading muck and mire
Like two Hobbits, strolling out the Shire!
You've stuck with longer than any other friend's ass
Even though I'm, more times than not, a stupid ass!
Maybe once I had my eye on you with unjust motive,
But in its midst, you've shown me a new directive!
A little dated to most sure, well, most of our ilk
That the traumatised should live life just how we see fit!
Call it dumb luck, call it some Goddess's will
But from the ward that day 'til now, we're friends still!
Sure, we've had our fallouts, but what pals don't?
Who's to say I'll f*ck up again, but who's to say I won't?
Yeah, now we may not be tight bitches like Doja and Saweetie
But believe me when I say, "You my mo'f*ckin bestie, mo'f*ckin' bestie!
The way you dropped everything so I wouldn't have to walk four measly miles
Is enough to make me twenty songs of thanks and cheesy smiles!
You got my cheesy smile, call it dumb luck, call it some Goddess's will
But from the ward that day, 'til now, we're friends still!
Sure, we've had our fallouts, but what pals don't?
Who's to say I'll f*ck up again, who's to say I won't?
I'm only human, so who's to say I won't?
Two barrels floating down the Brandywine River like, just like the book says!
Call it dumb luck, call it some Goddess's will
But from the ward that day 'til now, we're friends still!
Sure, we've had our fallouts, but what pals don't?
Who's to say I'll f*ck up again, who's to say I won't?
Yeah, oh, who's to say I won't?
Gonna try my best, though!