Tweet Tweet Video (MV)

[Jimmy Kimmel:] Check this out
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Here's a Tweet from Shaquille O'Neal
[Drake:] Yeah?
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Dat 2 year old smokin on the internet, is dat real?

[Jimmy Kimmel:] And here's another one from Larry King
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Whoever came up with Peanut Butter and Jelly
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Deserves a Nobel Prize in Something.

[Drake:] Let me try, this one's from Justin Bieber's list
[Drake:] He says, "Hey, Did you know that bed bugs really do exist? "
[Jimmy Kimmel:] I didn't!

[Drake:] Jessica Simpson posted one I just seen...
[Drake:] She said My bro-in-law gave me a book to read...
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Oooh, that was mean.

[Chorus:]
Follow You Follow Me
Tweet Tweet...
[Drake:] Tell me something now...
Follow Me Follow You
RE-Tweet.
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Tell me nothing now
What are you thinkin? Just...
Tweet Tweet
[Both:]
I want your update...
Follow You Follow Me Follow me...

[Drake:] I saw a Tweet from Amanda Bines...
[Drake:] She said I like black men, I'm very attracted to them, fyi
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Who isn't?

[Jimmy Kimmel:] Here's somethin Demi want us to know...
[Drake:] Lovato?
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Yeah - "My waiter's name was nacho."

[Drake:] Tila Tequila's getting hungry as a mother...
[Drake:] "We are spraying whipped cream all over each other."
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Yuck.

[Jimmy Kimmel:] Let's not forget one Ashton Kutcher did.
[Jimmy Kimmel:] "Did you know fish have NO EYE LIDS! "
[Drake:] Deep... [nodding]

[Chorus]

[Drake:] Want to know how Britney Spears stays lean?
[Jimmy Kimmel:] She says, "My daddy got me a Blizz Berry Machine"
[Jimmy Kimmel:] Michael Jordan is a Twitterin' pimp,
[Drake:] He said "On new years, I had way too many shrimp."

[singing]
[Jimmy Kimmel & Drake:] Heidi Montag picked up some Chinese food...
[Jimmy Kimmel & Drake:] Paris Hilton goin to the club she needs a new dude...
[Jimmy Kimmel & Drake:] Lil Bow Wow got an x-box tattoo
[Jimmy Kimmel & Drake:] Snoop Dogg askin, "What it do, neffew? "

[Chorus]

[Drake:] Young moolah baby...