Welcome to Friendsgiving where the gravy's on the side
And everyone's an expert on your online vibe
Debating your headshots attacking your feed
Who knew that branding would be something we all need?
Someone's talking hashtags another' says What's a reel?
Tokers roll their eyes it's a branding battlefield
You need a logo update your colors are all wrong
Thats a blurry photo? It's been up too long
My followers are gonna love this -its a viral bit!
Your content's dry-let me help- you- with- it
SEO's outdated someone shouts with glee
The other says Well my ads are free
Someone's pushing podcasts You gotta build your brand!
The other 's showing merch Look! I've made a new demand!
Someone's pitching emails Direct hits no spam!
Another's on a story rant You need to show who I am!
Welcome to Friendsgiving where the pies are left untouched
'Cause everybody's bickering about an Insta crutch
Debating your logo your caption your flair
Who knew content would be the meal we share?
As the food gets cold the phones come out
Everyone's in Canva there's no room for doubt
We need a group photo wait-get the lighting right!
But don't forget the caption-make it CLEVR make it tight!
Welcome to Friendsgiving where gravy's on the side
And everyone's an expert on your online vibe
Debating your headshots attacking your feed
Who knew that branding would be something we all need?
Welcome to Friendsgiving where the stuffing's getting cold
But the advice on branding it's hotter than gold
Attacking your layout debating your post
Who knew that branding would be something to roast?