Well, it started off just a Friday night Me and the boys feeling just right
Hit up Joe's bar, grins ear to ear, one shot, two shots, started to cheer
But oh, what a night, can't believe my eyes I woke up in the yard under clear blue skies
Not a stitch on my back, just my boots alone Guess it's one wild night, I should've stayed home
Tried to piece it together, how'd I get here? Flashbacks of laughter, old for throwing beer
The game of dares, well, I sure played Bulls on the fence, quack the parade
But oh, what a night, can't believe my eyes I woke up in the yard under clear blue skies
Not a stitch on my back, just my boots alone Guess it's one wild night, I should've stayed home
As I tiptoed back through the morning dew Promised myself to start anew
A little less drink, a bit more think Cause I ain't a fan of this missing link
Made it home with a story to tell Left it off all as well
But maybe next time I'll keep it light No more waking up to such a fright
Made it home with a story to tell Laughed it off all as well
But maybe next time I'll keep it light No more waking up to such a fright
Fears to tears that we barely recall With boots, just my pillow, and nature my hall
Next time I'll sip, sip, save my hide Cause a bare naked walk is no joyride