Still get chill bumps when I cross that bridge
See a Cyprus stump, think damn I wish
I was in a boat 'cause I'd reel 'em in
With a three aught hook and a June bug
If you stole peanuts off the side of the road
Took 'em home, momma boiled 'em up there on the stove
Put some in a Ziplock, some in your Cokes
To watch 'em fizz on up
Nah, you can't talk no smack
Yeah, 'less you came up something like that
You'd get it if you did it
If you grew up right there in it
But you didn't, so what gives you the right to
Talk all that trash 'bout our side of these tracks?
Yeah, my backroad comeback is you
Yeah, you'd get it if you did it too
If you spent a hard week's forty on a cold twenty-four
Helped a hometown girl in a Chevrolet door
Took her home, kissed her right there on the porch
Drove off in a glasspacked 4x4
Yeah, you might understand
If you climbed up in a pinetree stand
Looking down on some last name land
Hand me down gun in your hand
You'd get it if you did it
If you grew up right there in it
But you didn't, so what gives you the right to
Talk all that trash 'bout our side of these tracks?
Yeah, my backroad comeback is you
Yeah, you'd get it if you did it too
If you did it too
Did you keep bacon grease in a mason jar?
After you drank the clear from it on the farm
Is your water tower just a water tower that you pass by in your car?
Or did you tattoo it on your arm?
You'd get it if you did it
If you grew up right there in it
But you didn't, so what gives you the right to
Talk all that trash 'bout our side of these tracks?
Yeah, my backroad comeback is you
Yeah, you'd get it if you did it too