Dyson Knight - Selling Weave Lyrics

Huh

Oh yeah
Times hard
Gatta think smart
See I's go all around the Islands
And all these gals is be smiling
Cause why
Cause I's be selling weave

Obviously dese gals in real tight with da Lord
Cus when da praise go up all da weave come raining down
I can't miss dis boat beh I gatta get on board
Ga give up all my pride and go sell lace front downtown

Ladies have no fear
Da weave man is here
Put my weave on ya head
You ga look real sexy dere
You know where
Right in dere
Dis remy gat you straight
Long hair don't care.

If dese gals jealous of you
It's cause you gat ya hair do
If you buy dis weave from me
Kardashians won't have shhh on you

I gern Eleuthera
(Selling weave)
Ferry cross ta Briland
(Selling weave)
Den I gern Andros
(Selling weave)
Ta sell dese gals some weave

I gern Cat Island
(Selling weave)
Den to Exuma
(Selling weave)
Jump in Long Island
(Selling weave)
To sell dese gals some weave

C- c- come here chunky
My pocket ga be gunky

Selling weave is as easy as pie
Just say, Gal ya hair peasy eh!
And Whaps! she ga buy
And I know she just look stink nah
But boy my eye dry
I gat chirren ta feed
So i sell weave by fish fry

Orrr yeah
Looka ya hair
Don't cut just perm
And throw dis Peruvian in dere

I gern Ragged
(Selling weave)
And San Sal
(Selling weave)
N I gern Rum Cay
(Selling weave)
Ta sell dese gals some weave.

I gern Inagua
(Selling weave)
And Mayguana
(Selling weave)
And Crooked Island
(Selling weave)
Ta sell dese gals some weave

Dis gal tell me
She een lazy
Natural was slavery
And da weave set her free
Well don't go synthentic Miss
You wan go whole
Two bulk a my indian remy
Will have you looking like J Lo

I Gern Bimini
(Selling weave)
And all da Berry's
(Selling weave)
So if ya hair look scary
(Selling weave)
I come ta sell yall gals some weave

I ga be Abaco
(Selling weave)
Cross to Grand Bahama
(Selling weave)
I'n come fa no drama
(Selling weave)
I just want sell dese gals some weave

Or yeah
I on dis money hunt
Miss
You ga need some shoe polish to touch up the front

Hey, ho, hey
Selling weave
Hey, ho, hey hey
I gern go sell dese gals some weave

I gat straight wavy, curly kinky
Whatever you need
You can wet, curl it
No miss, I'ain selling you no dream
I gat hair dat'll change ya life
Man'll ask you to be he wife
So just gee me all ya money
And make sure he only see you at night

Sixty second weave
Twenty eight peice
Malaysian, Brazilian
The gal yell out, PREACH
Needle and thread
Even stocking cap
I's even sell the weave what Beyonce gat
So have no fear
The weave man is here
All yall picky head gals
Man look here

I'ain leaving out Acklins
(Selling weave)
Weave is what happening
(Selling weave)
In all a we islands
(Selling weave)
Dey buying up da weave

And Nassau
(Selling weave)
The best customer
(Selling weave)
Dat een no rumor
(Selling weave)
Dese gals in love with weave

You know
I'ain even gatta search
Just jump off the plane
Go straight by the church

Huh
I gat every color
I gat colors een in the rainbow

(Selling weave)
(Selling weave)
(Selling weave)
Selling weave

(Selling weave)
(Selling weave)
(Selling weave)
I gern go sell dese gals some weave

OH weave make ya look healthy
(Yea, you know what I really mean is that weave ga make me wealthy)

If you weave it you can achieve it
You can weave your way to success
Long hair will get you there faster than Bahamasair

I'ain selling nuttin no illegal
This weave man
These gals dem need dis