Could have been the whiskey
Might have been the gin
Could have been the two, four six-packs
I don't know, but look at the state I'm in
My head is like a football
I think I'm going to die
Me-oh, me-oh-my
Wasn't that a party
Someone took a grapefruit
Wore it like a hat
Someone under my kitchen table
They were talking to my old cat
They were talking about hockey
The cat was talking back
Not long after that everything went black
Wasn't that a party
Memory's playing tricks on me
I think I saw my buddy
Cutting down my neighbour's tree
Could have been the whiskey
Might have been the gin
Could have been the two, four six-packs
I don't know, but look at the state I'm in
My head's like a football
I think I'm going to die
Me-oh, me-oh-my
Wasn't that a party
Memory's playing tricks on me
I think I saw my buddy
Cutting down my neighbour's tree
Could have been the whiskey
Might have been the gin (might have been the gin)
Could have been the two, four six-packs
I don't know, but look at the state I'm in
My head's like a football
I think I'm going to die
Me-oh, me-oh-my
Wasn't that a party
Could have been the whiskey (could have been the whiskey)
Might have been the gin (might have been the gin)
Could have been the two, four six-packs
I don't know, but look at the state I'm in
My head's like a football
I think I'm going to die
Me-oh, me-oh-my
Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party)
Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party)
Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party)
Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party)
Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party)
Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party)
(Spoken word)