Elektrodinosaur - The Sheriff Lyrics

I got my riding boots
And my dusty hat
Hopping on my horse
Riding like a champ
Looking for banditos
Out on the trail
While my pony's smacking flies with his shiny tail
I caught twenty outlaws in just one day
Now there's no win that I can't gain
And if you fight or steal or burn this town
I'm the man who will tear your posse down
Ooooh yeah
Turn it up
I got the sight of a hawk
Raging like a bull
Eyes as sharp as a crimson jewel
I can blast a tin can from half a yard
So don't ya go sneakin that poker card
I'm like a vigilante
Out on the hunt
With the badge on my chest
Quick with a gun
Mess with me kid
Throw you behind bars
Punch you in the eye
You'll be seeing stars
I'm the sheriff
I'm the sheriff
Tip my hat to a siamese cat
I'm the sheriff
I'm the sheriff
Get me a saspirilla cause I'm getting parched
Always got my collars permanently starched
Get me a rope grab me a whip
If you got some whiskey give me a sip
Because I'm heading out for a couple of days
Arresting punks
Catching some rays
Better get your guitar back in tune or
I'll cash you beneath the Montana moon
I'm the sheriff
Yeah
I'm the sheriff
Walking around with my cactus crown
I'm the sheriff
Ya know I'm the king of the town
Yeah that's right
Take me to the bridge now Holmes
What's up everybody
Check me out
Hear my spurs jangle
And my money jingle
Spending my gold like a golden eagle
Working all day fighting all night
Like Thomas Edison turning on the light
I got two pistols one for each side
Harder than steel tougher than hide
You better watch out I always shoot from the hip
Now listen to this
I'm the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff
Yeah
I'm the sheriff the sheriff the sheriff
Walking around with my cactus crown
I'm the sheriff the sheriff
Found my horse at the lost and found
I'm the sheriff the sheriff
Ain't nobody's going to take me down
I'm the sheriff the sheriff
When the bell tolls listen to the sound
I'm the sheriff the sheriff
Yeah listen to this
I'm the sheriff
One more time
I'm the sheriff
One more time again
Why are you yelling